When someone tells you their trying to be a DJ.
When I see someone in the park with an umbrella.
When you find out your friend’s new boyfriend did porn.
When someone wants to go to Lime on Sunday.
When your trick has to take his friend home because she’s too drunk.
When you find out he’s from Oakland.
When you find out there is a new party in San Francisco.
When I go shopping at Cliffs.
Cutting the line at Boy Bar.
When you find out your Ex is gogo dancing at Rebel.